The Art of Bleaching

[FranklyB]

Our fine collection of bathroom hotel towels have been looking a little jaded recently, so i introduced my not so good wife to bleach in the washing machine yesterday, and how bright and white they came out, a good job done.

Today i left home for a couple of hours to run some errands, on my return my not so good lady was looking very sheepish, and embarrassed, so with good sense i asked what have you done now then, me not understand she say, what you not understand i ask, well bleach make towels look so good she says so i want your clothes look good, so put bleach in machine to clean them, so thinking there all the old farm clothes, i sigh and go to look how wrong i was, you guessed it, all my better stuff mixed with old stuff, and now all the colours of the Rainbow , never ceases to amaze me.

[saf]

The village folk will see nothing wrong.

Don't leave the bleach where anyone can find it, by the way!

[FranklyB]

Ye saf especially the wife.

[saf]

Ye saf especially the wife.

Tell her it works better than whitening powder!

[The1]

Ye saf especially the wife.

Tell her it works better than whitening powder![/quo







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