You just have to smile at the gregarious way in which families approach everything. This is how my first day fishing on the farm went.
'Dollink, why don't you fish in the lakes on the farm?'
'I would like to, dearest heart. I now have one of my fly rods here so I can try my favourite method of fishing.'
'Dollink, fish in Thailand not like farang fish. They no eat flies.'
'Well dearest, some of them must eat larvae and even small fish. I really would like to see how fly fishing goes. What is the natural food that the fish in the khlongs eat?'
'Banana and rice.'
'Hmm, might have known.'
I set off on my own down the lane to the farm, noticing family members getting into brother-in-law's pick up but thinking nothing of it. I walked around the first lake, picked a spot and, before I had a fly on my line, they all arrived. The invasion progressed by degrees. Firstly, huge chunks of fruit were lobbed continually into the best shaded corner where I knew a large fish lurked. That ruled out my first plan and I moved further round the lake. Then, I was given a glass of whisky and soda, a distraction fairly easily ignored, unlike the young children who got caught up in the fly line loops on the ground as they accurately positioned themselves in the path of my back cast.
This was not turning out to be the quiet, peaceful period of experimentation that I had hoped for, but worse was yet to come. With a whoosh and a splash, accompanied by what was probably muttered praise for the caster's accuracy, one of those darned nets spun out across the water into an area to which I was casting. When I prepared to move, net man moved on before me.
The last remaining drops of patience and determination evaporated with the dulcet tones of Mrs Saf rolling across the water, repeating her expert advice, 'Dollink, Thai fish no eat farang flies. Try pork.'
I gave up and left them to their splashing, yelling and, presumably, eating. However, I had a cunning plan. One hour before sunset, the time when a rise often occurs, I sneaked back on my own. It pleases me to be able to say that I caught what may well have been a small perch. Course fishing is not interesting to me so my skills of identification don't extend that far. However, I proved that fish can be caught on the fly in Thai lakes. Now I can experiment quietly to see how to improve my catch rate and the fish size. Thankfully, no-one in the family is at all interested.

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