Just come across this Golden Oldie

Share your anecdotes, tales, stories and jokes

Just come across this Golden Oldie

Postby LESTERKEITH » Sun Oct 25, 2009 2:25 pm

A young man wanted to purchase a Christmas gift for his new sweetheart and has they had not been dating long he decided after careful concideration, that a pair of gloves would just strike the right note, Romantic,but not too personal.He went to the Apartment store with her sister.he bought a pair of white gloves and her sister purchased a pair of panties,While the items were being rapped by the salesgirl she got the items mixed up The sister getting the gloves while the young man got the package with the panties Without checking the man sent off the package with the following note,I chose these because i notice you never wear any when we go out in the evening If it had not been for your sister i would have chosen the long ones with the buttons but she wears the short ones that are easier to remove these are a delicate shade,but the lady who sold them to me showed me a pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled.I had her try on yours for me and she looked smart in them.I wish i could be there to put them on for you for the first time as i have no doubt many other hands will come in contact with them before i have the chance to see you again, when you take them off remember to blow into them as they will naturally be a bit damp from wearing, Just think how many times i will kiss them over the coming year Ihope you will wear them on friday night All my love xxxxx
PS I was in town last night and saw a lot of girls in the latest style, They wear them folded down with just a bit of fur showing ,
LESTERKEITH
 
Posts: 49
Joined: Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:26 am

Re: Just come across this Golden Oldie

Postby saf » Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:10 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
User avatar
saf
Global Moderator
 
Posts: 1526
Joined: Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:35 pm
Location: Thailand

Re: Just come across this Golden Oldie

Postby addissan » Sun Oct 25, 2009 9:47 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
addissan
 
Posts: 107
Joined: Tue May 26, 2009 1:46 pm


Return to The Old Major's Fireside

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests